Monkey Monkey Monkey BREAD!!!

1. I did NOT make this - may amazing husband did!

2. If you dislike a plethora of photos, I'm sorry, it was very important to the baker that each step of his process was documented to show he did it by himself.

3. Beware that when you make this, it will disappear within two days. You should probably make two.

From Taste of Home Magazine:

• 1 package (1/4 ounce) active dry yeast
• 1/4 cup water (110° to 115°)
• 1-1/4 cups warm 2% milk (110° to 115°)
• 1/3 cup butter, melted
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 2 eggs
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 5 cups all-purpose flour
• CARAMEL:
• 2/3 cup packed brown sugar
• 1/4 cup butter, cubed
• 1/4 cup heavy whipping cream
• ASSEMBLY:
• 3/4 cup chopped pecans
• 1 cup sugar
• 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1/2 cup butter, melted

Directions

• In a large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm water. Add the milk, butter, sugar, eggs, salt and 3 cups flour. Beat on medium speed for 3 minutes. Stir in enough remaining flour to form a firm dough.
• Turn onto a floured surface; knead until smooth and elastic, about 6-8 minutes. Place in a greased bowl, turning once to grease the top. Cover and let rise in a warm place until doubled, about 1 hour.
• For caramel, in a small saucepan, bring the brown sugar, butter and cream to a boil. Cook and stir for 3 minutes. Pour half into a greased 10-in. fluted tube pan; sprinkle with half of the pecans.
• Punch dough down; shape into 40 balls (about 1-1/4-in. diameter). In a shallow bowl, combine sugar and cinnamon. Place melted butter in another bowl. Dip balls in butter, then roll in sugar mixture.
• Place 20 balls in the tube pan; top with remaining caramel and pecans. Top with remaining balls. Cover and let rise until doubled, about 45 minutes.
• Bake at 350° for 30-35 minutes or until golden brown. (Cover loosely with foil if top browns too quickly.) Cool for 10 minutes before inverting onto a serving plate. Serve warm. Yield: 1 loaf (20 servings).

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Slow-Cooker Lentils with Chicken

I would take a picture of this, but it's all gone. Sorry, that good! Plus, I personally don't think it looks that appetizing and would give everyone preconceived notions that it tastes disgusting. On the contrary, it was quite good and we served it at our potluck on Monday, coming home with only a day's worth of leftovers.

Modified it from crockpot365.blogspot.com - she's got some great stuff, by the way - especially if you have a brand new, 6.5 quart, all-clad slow cooker for a Christmas present. :)

2 cups lentils (mine were green)
3 cups chicken broth
3 cups water
1 small yellow onion, diced
1 cup diced celery
2 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon coriander
2 teaspoon kosher salt
1 teaspoon dried mustard
1 teaspoon turmeric
4 cloves garlic, chopped
1 (4 ounce) can diced chiles (hot or mild, your choice)--no need to drain
1 1/2 tablespoon dried parsley (or 1/4 cup finely chopped fresh)
6 chicken breast tenders (or 2 large chicken breast halves)

Rinse the lentils under cold water until it runs clear. Dump into the slow cooker. Add broth and water. Add diced onion and celery. Add all spices, the garlic, and chiles. Stir to combine.

Lay chicken on top of the assembled food.

Cover and cook on low for about 7 hours, or on high for about 4. Before serving, remove chicken from the slow cooker, chop it up, and stir back in. Serve over rice with corn tortillas.

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Pumpkin Cheesecake Cupcakes

Uh heaven! These are actually from Rachael Ray, but worth sharing... can't take credit for these yummy morsels.

• One 8-ounce package cream cheese, at room temperature
• 1/2 cup confectioners' sugar
• 2 large eggs, plus 5 large egg whites
• 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
• 1 1/2 cups flour
• 2 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice
• 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
• 3/4 teaspoons salt
• 1 cup canned pumpkin puree
• 1 cup granulated sugar
• 1/2 cup vegetable oil
• 1 cup light brown sugar
• Simmering water
• 3 sticks (12 ounces) unsalted butter, cut into tablespoon-size pieces and chilled

1. Place a rack in the lower third of the oven and preheat to 350°. Line a 12-cup muffin pan with baking liners. Using an electric mixer, beat the cream cheese and confectioners' sugar for 3 minutes. Beat in 1 egg white and 1/2 teaspoon vanilla.
   

2. In a bowl, whisk the flour, pumpkin pie spice, baking powder and 1/2 teaspoon salt. In another bowl, mix the pumpkin puree, 2 eggs, granulated sugar, oil and 1 teaspoon vanilla. Whisk in the flour mixture.
   

3. Layer each muffin cup with some of the pumpkin batter, then the cream cheese mixture, then more of the batter. Bake until springy to the touch, 25 minutes. Let cool.
   

4. Using the electric mixer, beat the brown sugar, remaining 4 egg whites and remaining 1/4 teaspoon salt. Fill a medium saucepan with enough simmering water to reach a depth of 1 inch; place the mixing bowl on top. Whisk the mixture until it registers 160° on an instant-read thermometer.
   

5. Transfer the bowl back to the mixer and beat at high speed until fluffy; lower the speed and beat to room temperature, about 5 minutes. Add the butter, 1 tablespoon at a time, then beat at high speed for 5 minutes. Beat in the remaining 1/2 teaspoon vanilla. 6. Transfer the frosting to a pastry bag; pipe large rosettes on top of the cupcakes.
   

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Mac & Cheese

My sister-in-law and I were experimenting one day and came up with a delicious dish of macaroni and cheese... there's a lot of room for change in this recipe, as you can use pretty much whatever kind of cheese you want (or so I would think) - also change the amounts of pasta or milk depending on how thick/cheesy you like it.

3 c. dry pasta (whole wheat, short and sturdy)

3 T. butter

3 T. all-purpose flour (whole wheat)

2 c. milk, warm

1 1/2 - 2 c. shredded cheese (mixture of cheddar, mozzarella, and extra sharp)

1 t. salt

1/2 t. black pepper

1/4 t. cayenne pepper

1 t. italian herb seasoning

In a medium saucepan, cook noodles according to package. Keep warm.

In a separate pan, melt butter. Stir in flour to form a roux, stirring constantly over medium heat for 2 minutes. Gradually stir in warm milk, stirring constantly to create a smooth consistency. Simmer for about 5-10 minutes. Stir in seasonings. Remove from heat and stir in cheese a little at a time. Toss noodles with sauce. Add salt and pepper to taste.

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Rich Hot Fudge Sauce

Mmmm.... thick, chocolatey, fudgy goodness on a spoon. At least, that's how Mac eats it - skip the ice cream and all - just lick it off the spoon! We had this on ice cream with whipped cream and then in the morning on our waffles. Yum. I would say don't make any improvisations to this recipe - it's perfect just as is.

2/3 c. heavy cream

3/4 c. light brown sugar

1/4 c. white sugar

1/2 c. unsweetened cocoa, sifted

3 T. salted butter, cubed

1 t. vanilla extract

Put the cream, light brown sugar, sugar, and cocoa in a saucepan. Gradually bring to a boil, stirring occasionally. Turn down the heat and simmer gently for 1 minute, stirring continuously. Stir in the butter and vanilla extract. Serve warm.

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